by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019
The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.
Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):
Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
by OregonWarrior September 10, 2017
A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.
by purplehazestrain March 28, 2022
by Susmanimposterboy May 12, 2021
Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.
by reversecowgrl November 21, 2021
Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava
In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.
by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015